Captian Caucasian Wins the Internet

This morning Bobby Bones urged his audience to make Captain Caucasian the number one search on google. My fellow prisoners, we answered his call to arms. Sixth Man Award goes to Wichita on this for the assist. Number two today is hemorrhagic fever. Things in Wall Street are not going well at all, I guess. But THE PHILLIES WIN! THE PHILLIES WIN! THE PHILLIES WIN!